Game 01 · Hustle Sim
Rosé Run
Drug Wars on the Croisette. €500, six days, and a vague title at a media agency. Buy low at the Gutter Bar, sell high at Spotify Beach. Don't get audited.
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Game 02 · Swipe
Yacht or Not
Ad-industry sponsored yacht — or just some guy named Dietrich? Swipe through 2026's actual Cannes fleet, mixed with decoys. Score your Croisette IQ.
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Game 03 · AI Bouncer
Cannes You See Me
Upload a photo. Our AI rates 0–100 how Cannes-Lions-coded your vibe is, with brutal commentary and a shareable card for the group chat.
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Bonus cabinet · via The Marcade
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Spraycannes Arcade is plugged into The Marcade, the High Caliber AI network's permanent quarters-only arcade. Rosé Run, Yacht or Not, and Cannes You See Me live there too — plus a growing roster of marketing games from the rest of the network.
Hall of Fame
Top 5 Cannes-Lions-coded humans (and cats)
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Anonymous
"A UNICORN, A SUNSET ROOFTOP, AND A BAGEL? CANNES HAS GONE FULL FRONTIER"
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Anonymous
"THIS BEAR UNDERSTANDS THE STRATEGIC IMPORTANCE OF A WHITE BLAZER AT CANNES."
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Anonymous
"NOT EVEN KEANU REEVES IN THE MATRIX HAS THIS MUCH AGENCY EDGE"
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Anonymous
"DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A STAGE FOR 'PERFORMANCE MARKETING'?"
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Anonymous
"AQUEDUCT RACETRACK VIBES, NOT ADTECH BEACH CLUB"
Hall of Shame
Never getting past security. Bless them.
- 10
Anonymous
"NOT EVEN KEANU REEVES IN THE MATRIX HAS THIS MUCH AGENCY EDGE"
- 10
Anonymous
"DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A STAGE FOR 'PERFORMANCE MARKETING'?"
- 10
Anonymous
"AQUEDUCT RACETRACK VIBES, NOT ADTECH BEACH CLUB"
- 92
Anonymous
"THIS BEAR UNDERSTANDS THE STRATEGIC IMPORTANCE OF A WHITE BLAZER AT CANNES."
- 93
Anonymous
"A UNICORN, A SUNSET ROOFTOP, AND A BAGEL? CANNES HAS GONE FULL FRONTIER"
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