Croisette: 29°C, ☀ Glorious●Champagne flowing: 14,204 L/hr●Yachts in port: 82 large / 14 mega●Lions awarded: 142●Wristbands lost: 3,011●LinkedIn humblebrags: 41,902●Your absence: noted & mocked●Magnums of Whispering Angel: depleted●Espressos at $24: still ordered●
Croisette: 29°C, ☀ Glorious●Champagne flowing: 14,204 L/hr●Yachts in port: 82 large / 14 mega●Lions awarded: 142●Wristbands lost: 3,011●LinkedIn humblebrags: 41,902●Your absence: noted & mocked●Magnums of Whispering Angel: depleted●Espressos at $24: still ordered●
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