Croisette: 29°C, ☀ Glorious●Champagne flowing: 14,204 L/hr●Yachts in port: 82 large / 14 mega●Lions awarded: 142●Wristbands lost: 3,011●LinkedIn humblebrags: 41,902●Your absence: noted & mocked●Magnums of Whispering Angel: depleted●Espressos at $24: still ordered●
Croisette: 29°C, ☀ Glorious●Champagne flowing: 14,204 L/hr●Yachts in port: 82 large / 14 mega●Lions awarded: 142●Wristbands lost: 3,011●LinkedIn humblebrags: 41,902●Your absence: noted & mocked●Magnums of Whispering Angel: depleted●Espressos at $24: still ordered●

Section 05 · The Diagnosis

The FOMO Index

A scientifically irresponsible measure of how much fun is happening without you.

Your Personal Diagnosis

FOMO LevelEnter a title

0% FOMO

℞ We can't roast a void.

WHO'S HAVING THE MOST FUN WITHOUT YOU?

SA
SARAH Z. (WPP)98% FUN
DA
DAVID L. (DROGA5)94% FUN
PR
PRIYA K. (R/GA)91% FUN
MA
MARCO R. (OGILVY)75% FUN
YO
YOU (READING THIS)TRAGIC

41,902

LINKEDIN HUMBLEBRAGS

'Honored to be here surrounded by giants'… we get it, you're at Cannes.

3,011

WRISTBANDS LOST

Each one a tragedy. Each one a reason to make a new friend at the door.

"

"I'm at Cannes for the cultural zeitgeist and the free rosé."

— Every VP, in the same tone